Glee is me: Great Movie One Liners – Part I

From that 1987 classic movie Princess Bride:

Great to use on any kid, whatever be your age!

Grandpa: “When I was your age, television was called books.”

Grandpa and Grandson in the Princess Bride

And the next two lines just make me laugh and say “ain’t that the truth”

The Grandson: “I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit “concerned” but that’s not the same thing.”

Miracle Max: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

And from a non-classic 1989 Road House with Patrick Swayze as Dalton:

A really good insult:

“You’re too stupid to have a good time. “

And this line falls in the pantheon of classic action movie one liners:

“Pain don’t hurt”

The next few glee is me posts are going to be about more undiscovered move one liners.

Glee is me: More Creative Insults

It turns out that I am not the only one interested in being creative when insulting people. Here is another site with some G rated yet funny insults.

And here’s another creative insult from me:

It’s obvious you’ve been talking to an amoeba.

Mint Spectacles on: Insults as a Creative Art Form

One of my friends saw my creative insult yesterday and asked what’s with this creative insulting? Here’s the answer.

When I get mad, the first impulse is to shout go f… yourself. But it occurred to me that what I’m really saying is go get some pleasure.

I don’t know about you but when someone annoys me, my instinct is to go POW rather than tell them to please go have some fun.  Now when I get mad I only tell someone I really like to go get some pleasure.

For the rest of the world, a whole world of insects, reptiles and their body parts exists to describe obnoxious people or offensive behaviour. And I find that once you get started, it takes a lot of creativity to keep coming up with new ones.

The ones I will post here are going to be mostly PG 13 rated. Really, quite a few of them are not for polite company, even if all the company that visits here is not polite .

Start insulting creatively and you’ll always laugh even if sometimes the person you are insulting is yourself. Like the time I did something really stupid, ah, but that’s another story.

Glee is Me: A Creative Insult

Glee is me is the part devoted to feeling good.

Imagine the joy I got when I said:

Cobwebbed brains think only in clichés

Who did I say it to?  To someone of no particular importance in my life but with great irritation potential.